Expose Your Buttocks

I am taking a survey here in Gryphon’s Aerie.

The survey is to determine a Top Ten List of well known individuals to whom the readers would find it most appropriate to Expose Their Buttocks.  The survey will last ONE week from the date of this post.  At the end of the week I will tabulate all results and begin a new series in the Aerie.  The series will continue on a daily basis until the top ten is complete.

Each entry in the series will feature a picture of the day’s entry and the exhortation for the viewers to expose their buttocks in the general direction of their computer monitor.  Waggling or waving any other body parts is purely discretionary on the part of the viewer.

THIS post will be made sticky so that it can be seen by all viewers to the site (regular and drive-bys).

Here are the rules for the survey:

1. You may make up to TEN nominations for the list.  Ten is optimal but less is permissible.
2. Nominees MUST be living (at least by modern science definitions, in other words, popular opinion notwithstanding)– Madelyn Albright, Alan Greenspan, and Keith Richards count as eligible.
3. Nominees may be from ANY field; Politics, Art, Music, Television, Science, Finance, Movies, Royalty etcetcetc
4. You may nominate any individual up to but no more than TWICE!  That means if you want Paris Hilton (hint hint) REAL bad then you can nominate her TWICE, but no more than twice and it will count for two of your ten.
5. Administrative staff of the Aerie is EXEMPT from nomination (you better BELIEVE it! )
6. Administrative and Creative Staff of the Aerie is however STRONGLY encouraged to participate in the nomination process.
7. Race, nationality, sex, and/or religion is NO bar.  EVERYONE is open game.  However, prejudiced or bigoted COMMENTS on any of the preceding criteria will be STRICTLY disallowed.  I will NOT tolerate bigotry.
8. PUBLIC personages only are to be nominated, I don’t care HOW much you detest your Ex.
9. REAL PERSONS ONLY.  Animated, and/or fictional characters are not allowed.
10. If you can’t think of TEN all at once, list a few and come back and give some more.  But remember TEN maximum and no more than TWO nominations for one person.

At the end of the week for the survey I will tabulate the responses.  The most suggestions for one nominee will cause that nominee to head the top of the list–they will be Number One.  So just because you see that person’s name already listed by someone else that should not stop you from nominating them.  The more votes they get–the higher up the list they go!!  YEA!

I will start it off with someone.  Because this is a GIMMEE the following person will NOT be considered in any subsequent nominations.  You can nominate him . . . but it won’t do any good.

Because,

AT THIS TIME,

I HEARTILY INVITE ANY AND ALL WHO SO DESIRE TO

EXPOSE YOUR BUTTOCKS

IN THE DIRECTION OF THIS IMAGE OF

WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, esq.

The Survey begins NOW.  Enter your nominations in the comments section for this post.

And We Thank You For Your Support.

Gryphon

New Series

I have included a new series in the Aerie.  You may find the individual links on the Series page.

They are also linked here.

1. Andrew Wyeth
2. More Wyeth, and
3. Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Coming Soon!

The next in the series on

1. The Tet Offensive, and
2. Spotlight.

Visit the Series page.  You won’t be disappointed.

Gryphon