Dumb Question Can You Live Without Barack Obama?

Dumb Question

Question: Can one live without President Barack Obama?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi

Advise: If you love President Obama then enjoy his time in office.  If you despise him then just go along for the ride because it could be worse (see long answer for reason why it could be worse).

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*other contributors may not hold the same opinions, in fact one of them doesn’t even live in the states… he lives in the kingdom, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Dumb Question Can You Live Without Food?

Dumb Question

Question: Can one live without Food?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: “The answer actually depends on the person’s body, state of mind, willpower, body weight when beginning the process, rate of hydration (or dehydration) and climate.”

After 4-6 weeks one is looking to really mess themselves up if they don’t eat food.

Advise: Eat food and don’t fast longer than 40 days (I personally know somebody who has done this fast twice and no there name isn’t Jesus).

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Dumb Question Can You Live Without WordPress?

Dumb Question

Question: Can one live without WordPress?

Short Answer: Depends.

Long Answer: If you are one of 211,449 bloggers then no.  Of course there are probably not 211,449 actual bloggers because personally I have 3 active blogs.  How many do you have?  If the average is 3 blogs per blogger then there are actually only 70,483 bloggers.  Let’s round the world population up to 7 billion (we are not there yet but by the time you finish this post we may have met that figure).  This means that 6,000,929,517 people can live without WordPress.com.

Advise: WordPress is for the select few, so make the most of it.

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Dumb Question Can You Live Without Water?

I am starting a new series on Gryphon’s Aerie.  Were you ever told as a kid that there is no such thing as dumb questions?  Well I am here to tell you that somebody was lying to you.  So without further ado here is the first question:

Dumb Question

Question: Can one live without water?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: In 120 F (48.9 C for Kennedy) you will be dead in 2 days – In 50 F (10.0 C for Kennedy) you will be dead in 10 days.

Advise: Drink water.

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For Your Entertainment

A Christmas Story

Following the post about the death of American Radio Icon Paul Harvey, I went out doing a little Web Research.

I came up with this YouTube bit done by the man himself in his own inimitable style.

Enjoy.

Violence Inherent in the System

One of my favorite Monty Python scenes

Oh, and while we’re at it . . .

Caroline Jones and John Astin from the television series The Addams Family.

John Astin was one lucky dog.

Caroline Jones.  WHAT A BEAUTY!

Cara Mia!

Caroline Jones

Target Practice

As a public service I am providing this picture of Paris Hilton for target practice.  Please feel free to hurl whatever projectile(s) you wish at your monitor.

Personally I am going to use wadded up notebook paper because I like my monitor.

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