Gryphon
Dr. Spots
Alterations
Posted by Gryphon on July 13, 2009
As I sat upon the toilet the first wave of mind-graying bowel contractions struck and I was left mute as the universe folded in upon itself and became reversed. When the contractions subsided I became aware that the seams of the universe had been poorly stitched. During the second wave, I sent it back to the tailor for alterations.
If it turns out to be an improvement, you have me to thank.
and we thank you for your support.
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deathinfrance said
Wow, I wish I had such profound thoughts while on the can. Mostly I just hope my neighbors don’t hear me through our obscenely thin walls.
deathinfrance said
Haha, fair enough Gryphon. I think the LHC staff should employ your anus over in Geneva. It truly sounds like a miracle of physics.
Darn, seeing how you’ve already replied to this comment before I’ve posted it I have no excuse but to make a joke.
Hey Gryphon? I heard that the universal tailor took a little more than the universe after you pointed out its flaw. When do you think he’ll give you back your pancreas?
Gryphon said
What’s one less internal organ? Less weight to carry walking uphill . . .